14

Kiss me, caress me, and do as you please
I want to touch, and I want to you to tease
I’ll stroke you here and you’ll kiss me there
I’ll bite your neck gently you’ll pull on my hair
I’ll run my tongue up the length of your back
I’ll give you excitement as I come to attack
You’ll catch your breath and our hips will collide
You’ll gasp with ecstasy as I move deep inside
Dig your nails in my sides and I’ll relish the pain
As we move ever faster you’ll cry out my name
I’ll melt with you and we’ll both soon succumb
You’ll tell me to fuck you and I’ll make you come
With a flick of the tongue and pressure of teeth
You’ll arch your back as I go underneath
Then I’ll kiss you softly and your breath will regain
And when you’ve recovered I’ll do it again

13

So she says she loves me wants me to be her girl
But she's leaving for the other side of the world
I want to give her my all give her my very life
But she's not here for long because she's taking flight
She's going far away to the end of this earth
I wish there was a chance that I could make it worth
Her while to stay though there isn't a way
Even though every day I'd take her breath away
I've never felt love like this before you see
Thought it could only happen to others and never to me
I look into her eyes I never want to disconnect
The way she touches me has such a profound effect
Its electrifying grease lightening style
The mere thought of it makes me crack a smile
And even with no makeup and hair all squewiff
Not a minute will go by when I won't think "what if?"

12

There's lots of things I've grown to love at number 89
The mouldy ceilings, smelly loos, the kitchen sink plus grime
The bloody stupid useless drain that blocks up every week
The upstairs shower that seems to think it needs to fucking leak
But much as I have come attached to all these awesome features
The one outstanding bestest thing is a funny little creature
I met her once inside a club but was so stunned by her looks
That I turned and ran away upstairs and hid in some dark nook
But once I'd settled in the house and felt a lot more calm
I started to realise that beauty aside she actually had charm
Her name is Chloe Trundle and here you shall now see
What her funny trundly name really means to me

C is for cute; because really she is the cutest most scrumptious young thing
H is for humble; I think she forgets that her talent is worthy of kings
L is for loving; cliché but she is, it's easy to see that for sure
O is outgoing; she's crazy and fun and never a pain or a bore
E is for elegant; you're having a laugh, I've seen better poise in a horse
T is for terribly awfully loud; when she laughs and she screams and guffaws
R is for retard; did I just say that? Well to be honest she's said it too
U is for under that hat is a sheep; I swear that I've seen it let loose
N is for nude; I just have to mention she's naked at least half the time
D is delightful; even when stressed she stills remains close to divine
L is for London; where she's off to next, where I know she'll be a huge hit
E is for 'Ell; I hope her suitcase is big, or else how am I going to fit

11

Oh those nettlesome lesbians
Yes those troublesome thespians
Those insatiable inscrutable and terrible fiends
Like whirlwinds they breeze right into our lives
Crashing and wrecking and fucking our dreams
The girly the dykey the butch and the femme
Some look like girls the others like men
Androgynous beings some fit and some fine
Some looking for love or just a good time
Pretentious audacious unabashedly fun
But when will we find that truly sane one

10

Silly little lesbians
Count them
One
Two
Three
All absorbed in their own worlds
Not one absorbed in me
Silly little lesbians
Count them
Four
Five
Six
Fucking all their closest friends
The stupid little pricks
Silly little lesbians
Count them
Seven
Eight
Nine
I'm pretty sure if they were straight
They'd be quite nice and kind
Silly little lesbians
Count the last one
Ten
What a shame that all she wants
Is a proper bunch of friends

9

It wasn't the time for your petty old quarrels
For the rumours you've heard to be spread
And it wasn't the night to be bitching out loud
Can't you just keep it inside you head
It was not the right place to start heated debates
About people you class as your friends
And most certainly not to go on on and on
Why didn't you all just pretend
To be fucking happy and not so messed up
To leave all the drama and war
Because then at least my night would have been fun
And I would have enjoyed it much more

8

Little Red

As she sits by the window her gaze drifts astray
Over the sea to a land far away
A land where a people uncommonly kind
Sit for hours and hours on their fat behinds
Just sitting and thinking and talking aloud
About what makes them happy and what makes them proud
And the things that make them want to laugh and to cry
But those things they are rare and I'll tell you why
They're a people who never say words that offend
Who would rather an enemy became a friend
Who don't scream and argue or get into fights
But who converse in rhythm all day and all night
For poetry to them is somewhat a must
A poet you know it is always robust
They can stand all that sways them the sticks and the stones
For there's something so strong that runs through their bones
It's a talent that sets them apart from the world
A treasure more potent than silver or gold
The way of the tongue and the stroke of the pen
The knowledge they'll never grow lonesome again
Because when you have literature or simply a song
The shortest of stanzas will make you stay strong
If your brain is engaged and your heart entertained
Then your never alone with your mind as a friend
And that is the place where our Little Red goes
When she's jealous or longing or feeling morose
To that good little land where she feels so at home
Because there as she knows she is never alone

7

Tell me what your thinking
That look in your eye
Makes me question your thoughts
Oh how I want to dive
Into your inner workings
That suspicious gaze
As you stare at me silently
Looking sideways
Are you dreaming of far off things
Things you can't have
Or things that are close
Are you thinking of Dav
What are you wanting most
Are you contemplating
What you'd most like to see
Or are you just wondering
What you'll have for your tea

6

Tumbling, stumbling, tripping I go

I feel like Im falling head over my heels

Fumbling, grumbling, now I've let go

I feel my life losing it's touch with the real



Breaking and ripping, and shredding apart

I think my head just ran away with my heart

It took it away where it can't cause me harm

But it's crept back again and it's using it's charm



To will me to love and to make me lose grip

To lull me to think that I'm eager to slip

Down that dark little hole in the floor where I stand

Which will swallow me up less I hold up my hand



And say no, wait a minute, I don't feel that great

About sliding and gliding away to that fate

I'd rather be leaping and jumping with glee

That there's only one person I love, and that's me

5

When I nod my head, I'm not saying yes
When I shake it I'm not saying no.
It's not concentration that's causing my frown
And it's nothing around me that's getting me down.
It's the feeling inside of my head that builds up
This relentless unrational thing I can't stop.
When I crack my fingers and clench my fists,
When I click my jaw and rotate my wrists,
So don't look at me as if I am weird,
Or retarded or mental or socially feared,
It's neurosis my friend, just a glitch in my head,
And don't think I'd rather be normal instead.

4

You say I've only seen the tip of the iceberg
You say I've only seen a part
A part of the whole that I want so much
A part of the whole that I will never see
And yes, though I know that it will remain hidden
The whole that I want so badly to touch
I can't foresee a future
Where I stop thinking about what could be
What won't be
I know I have to stop these thoughts
These feelings that override my mind
And I know that having you as a friend
Is precious enough and I need to end
Thinking about how much I want you
Every time I look in your eyes
And every time I hold you I know
That I love you for everything that you are
As a person companion and minder to me
But there's something that stirs in my mind each time
It stirs in my stomach my chest
My whole body and soul
I long to be able to hold you like this
But to say as well that you are mine
And I am yours
You say I've seen just quarter of you
What you can be
But I will have to be content
But not overly happy
With that one quarter
That one precious quarter
That one little quarter that I can say
That quarter of you, it's been touched by me

3

Soup, cold and wet.
Rather like the weather don't you think?
Like a used tea bag, thrown aside.
Like a horrid slimy dirty sink.
You wouldn't want to eat them,
So why eat cold soup?
Why do you sit there, staring at your bowl,
Contemplating eating that nasty soup.
It's tomato and it's cold.
It's congealing and old.
So don't eat it Gez!
Don't eat that soup!
That soup is cold!

2

Did it hurt dearest?
When I cut you open and peered inside?

Did it bleed dearest?
When I threw you down and tore apart your life.

Did you cry dearest?
When you realised that I'd caused this pain,

Did it sting dearest?
When the salt I poured made contact with your skin.

Did you die dearest?
When I broke your fragile heart with mine.

Did you know dearest?
I'd give anything to turn back time.

1

Are you listening
Can you hear the beat
The rhythm
The sound that my heart makes as it beats against my chest
I can feel it
I can see it, rising, falling
Steady
It's beating because it can feel you
It knows you're close to me
It's speeding up and pulsing harder
So that I can't ignore it
And it hurts
It beats and needs oxygen, so my breath starts to shake
Gets deeper
It rattles in my lungs and the beat of the heart and the shake of the air
Are telling me how much I want you
That I want to put my face in your neck and breathe you in
To place your hand on my heart so you realise
I want to press my chest against yours so our hearts beat in time
With each other
I want to touch your lips with mine so our breath mixes and I get dizzy